super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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