I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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