i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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