I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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