you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
FUCK WHALES
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
Randomize
