spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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