I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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