I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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