Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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