I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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