where am i from again
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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