im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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