I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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