if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Vodka?
Forever.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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