David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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