Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I think your dad took our porno
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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