god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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