I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
