Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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