yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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