so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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