'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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