My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
they're like a gay fantastic four
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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