I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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