Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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