I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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