i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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