Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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