no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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