glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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