Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i was born a porn star she said
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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