I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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