he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
