the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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