You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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