You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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