we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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