I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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