You made me cry and you don't even care
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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