I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
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I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
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