So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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