so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
We got so high we made milksteak
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
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