I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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