He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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