I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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