So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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