I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
