dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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