i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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