two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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