I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
