love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Two words: nipple clamps
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