i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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