Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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