just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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