so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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