You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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