he shaved USA in his pubs
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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