Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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